1) Stand like you suffer from rickets:“I’m so adorably innocent like I wouldn’t know a finger up my bum if I felt one”
2) The gasp:Yeah I’d be shocked too if a camera had just caught me by surprise in my casually thrown together outfit.
3) Use props:“Like dude what time is it?! Oh, KNOB O’CLOCK.”
4) The hand on the head:One way of going about this is to have the facial expression: ‘elegantly distressed’. Otherwise, to put a positive spin on this the soundtrack should be K.I.G’s ‘BUBBILY BUBBILY’ Heads Shoulders Knees & Toes at full volume like UK Funky was a legitimate genre.